Just Cause 3 isn't even out yet, and there's already a day-one patch disc owners will have to install before playing.

Patch 1.0.1 weighs in at 2.8GB, and features a broad range of fixes.

The accompanying patch notes are below, and feature a number of jokes that reflect the game's overall sense of humour.

Patch notes are so frequently dry reading, it's refreshing to see the occasional developer going the extra mile.

Fixes and Improvements
The Medician Department of Nature Conservation has pored over every inch of our beautiful island for cracks and removed them
The Medician Department of Motor Vehicles has taken measures to acquire poorly-tuned vehicles and burn them
The DRM has been given a refresher course in combat and spatial awareness as per the General’s recent mandate
The Medician Department of Infrastructure has made some adjustments to certain roads to prevent traffic jams
Various stability/crash fixes
Various camera fixes
Various Havok destruction optimisations
Various localisation fixes and updates
Various worldsim improvements


Missions, Challenges, Random Encounters
Various minor mission bug fixes
Various minor challenge bug fixes
Fixed some various issues with Random Encounters


Graphics and Animation
Various LoD optimisations
Various lighting optimisations
Various animation optimisations


Audio
Various level and EQ adjustments
Rebels riding along with Rico will now be less rude and not talk over each other
Fixed a few rare audio distortion issues involving destructible objects with lots of moving parts

Just Cause 3 launches on December 1st for new-gen consoles and PC.